Every Mission Impossible Movie Ranked

In the month of April leading up to The Final Reckonings' release in May, I watched the entire Mission Impossible series for the first time. 

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These films never appealed to me before this year and after watching M.I: II, I was willing to call it quits but by the third movie, I was fully invested in Mission Impossible, the reputation and legacy of the franchise's filmmaking and lastly, of Tom Cruise. 

This is my ranking of every Mission Impossible movie according to a newcomer of the franchise...

 SPOILERS AHEAD YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED...

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8. Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning (2023)

The reason why Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning is last on my list is due to the handling of Ilsa's death by using Grace as a character/emotional replacement. It's like that scene in Indiana Jones and Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981), where Jones tries replacing the golden statue with a sandbag. With a 164 minute runtime, the pacing was dragged out and the exposition for the new threat wasn't compelling along with the villains and the major motorcycle stunt, creating a tasteless addition to the franchise. Grace's brown eyes as the 'White Widow', is an example of tasteless. The ugly yellow car is burnt into my brain yet the car chase scene is so unforgettable and uncool.

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7. Mission: Impossible II (2002)

Mission: Impossible II is ridiculously 2000s that it becomes style over substance. We see Ethan in a new light, he's a hunky flirty bachelor doing solo missions for IMF- he barely has a team, his values are not clear and he has a long list of exes? Out of place and still trying to find its feet- it ranks low for me.

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6. Mission: Impossible- The Final Reckoning (2025)

The exposition for this movie is overload, fitted into the first 30 minutes of the film, we are forced to catch up with the mess they left for us in Dead Reckoning. Having a villain such as The Entity who is all powerful and is apparently everywhere ...was nowhere in sight- using humans to remind us of its existence. The team is further broken by Luther dying (NO</3) and it's as if they didn't learn from part one, as they replaced his screentime with other characters I don't really care for. How can you make this the last movie and completely switch the team we've been rooting for in the last 4 movies within the first half hour and expect me to feel anything by the end? However, the stunts were enthralling and Tom Cruise (62 btw) and his crew prove how accomplished they have become.

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5. Mission: Impossible (1996)

Mission: Impossible holds its own charm as a standalone movie but compared to the legacy of the franchise, it doesn't make the top of the list. It's fun, has great memorable moments but overall I enjoy the ambition of the others.

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4. Mission: Impossible- Rogue Nation (2015)

Ilsa Faust, finally a female character who has a story and is not overshadowed by Ethan. It's Mission Impossible at it's best because you have them reusing the golden formula from Ghost Protocol (teamwork+big production+major stunts) but mixing it with a little sauve. Rogue Nation kind of reminds me of a dry martini, it's sophisticated and clean, which makes it unlike any of the others in the franchise. 

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3. Mission: Impossible- Ghost Protocol (2011)

Director Brad Bird does a 180 from the much darker MI: III, bringing a lighter atmosphere to the franchise. Ghost Protocol introduces team banter and humour with stronger chemistry between the ensemble. We see characters like Benji breaking the "guy in the chair" trope, which allows comedic relief to the otherwise serious situations. Brandt played by Jeremy Renner, brings an interesting dynamic to the team and has a surprisingly, well written character arc. With thanks to Christopher McQuarrie, who was brought on to save the script, they finally found that Mission Impossible formula, paving the way for the other films to follow. Insane production- you just have to appreciate it. 

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2. Mission: Impossible- III (2006)

Unlike the movie prior, M:I III takes a dark turn that is refreshing and real (this is why Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban is also my favourite movie...noted: make the 3rd movie of your franchise grunge and dark). Giving Ethan Hunt a wife was the best decision ever! He finally becomes a layered character, his vulnerability for his team and for saving people over the the mission, showed his ultimate weakness as an IMF agent...his humanity! This is what Mission Impossible is all about! I'm just a sucker for when the villain gets too personal to the protagonist, Phillip Seymour Hoffman executes this to perfection, giving us a chilling performance and is definitely the strongest villain in the franchise. 

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1. Mission: Impossible: Fallout (2018)

This is where the franchise could've ended- it felt like it all led up to this moment. With the team established and the addition of his ex-wife at the finale, the mission actually feels impossible for Ethan which is why it's my favourite.  The characters are comprehensible, the narrative is well-paced and those mission impossible twists are still somehow fresh, which is also why I respect Fallout. The amount of stunts in the film are all handled in skillful execution by Tom Cruise and is just an achievement to filmmaking itself...still thinking of that halo jump scene.

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Thank you for reading, check out my ranking list on Letterboxd!

The Decline of Cinema Etiquette - The 10 Types of People Who Ruin Cinema Experience

 

The decline of cinema etiquetticy is astounding, instead of a place of ritual, appreciation and escapism, I can't escape this Hell which has become the modern day cinema experience. Has cinema decorum ever existed? What has happened? These are my top 10 types of people who ruin the movie theatre.

1. The Snorer

Ah yes, what a delight to hear. Listen, we've all been sleepy in a film and dozed off, but to snore like a pig... inexcusable. 

2. The Yawner

Alike the snorer but with unbearable comical yawns. If you need to express to the audience how bored you are or how late it is, you need to go to sleep and never wake up. 

3. The Leg Shaker

Once you notice someone is shaking their leg on the seat behind you, there is no relief, you are Sisyphus in a futile kafkaesque situation. Forget the movie, how do you tell them to stop or is that too rude? Should you move seats? Wobble wobble. 

4. The Commentators 

Let's not get this mixed up with audience reactions such as excitement to a cameo in a Marvel movie or an unexpected movie twist. These are crafted moments, you are supposed to react. However, 'The Commentators' are the loud mouth people in the back who are saying everything that comes to their head aloud during the entirety of the film. They are overreacting to scenes with their "oooo"s and "ahhh"s and making memes out of punchlines. Bonus points if they spoil the movie.

5. The Laughing Hyenas

These people are usually in groups. They are always laughing especially at parts that are not funny at all and at a film that is not a comedy. It comes off as insensitive and ruins the deep emotional moments of a film. Additionally they like to move around a lot- taking bathroom breaks every 5 minutes, changing seats and grabbing more refreshments.

6. The Cheesy Stinkers

People have forgotten that the movie theatre is a place of propriety and not a living room. Do not take your socks off. Do not EVER put your smelly feet on the seat beside someone's head. 

7. The Photographers

The Photographers are people who grab out their phone (full brightness btw) and snap pictures of the film, of the title or of iconic scenes (with the flash on too). I have to admit, I have been guilty of this in my youth but now as a frequent cinema-goer, I cringe at the thought of my past actions. Trust me when I say, no one cares about that picture, not even the person taking the picture. 

8. The Chewies

Yes it's obvious, loud chewers are annoying ok but didn't anyone teach them to close their mouths while chewing. They order the large popcorn MUNCH MUNCH, the large drink SLURP SLURP, the chocolate packets with the loudest wrappers CRINKLE CRINKLE. If you smell a strange smell it's probably them feasting on the KFC buckets they've smuggled in. Oh and you know they leave that place a mess.

9. Senile Seniors

Old People...

10. The Tweakers

These are the people (if you can even call them people) who take it an astronomical step beyond anything on this list. They are lying on the ground sleeping (yes on the actual floor below the seats), they are in the seat beside you with their pants off (yep, this is true) and they are using a iPad with 100% brightness while the movie is playing. Watching TikTok, starting fights, having sex, the horror stories could go on. WHAT IS GOING ON!?

It is clear that cinema etiquette has stooped to a new low and something needs to be done about it. While researching online I found a blog by Ben Thompson, 'Has Streaming killed Cinema Etiquette' published June of last year arguing that since COVID-19, "people have gotten way too accustomed to watching films in the comfort of their home. Talking through important scenes, scrolling through Twitter..." (Thompson, 24).

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Their outrage and stance is similar to mine. Beyond streaming services, the rise of doom scrolling and desire for mindless content has crippled the attention span of our society. Could this play a part in the decline of cinema etiquette? Have we as a generation grown past the movie theatre?

Whether its post-covid related, low attention spans or an increase in stupidity, cinema etiquette needs to be re-advised and re-implemented. Maybe there needs to be more confrontation to this sort of behaviour from audience members and/or from the staff of cinemas. If once in a blue moon I experience a film without one of the 10 types above, it's a delight. It's quite a shame really because I use to love going to the cinema but recently I find myself avoiding it to prevent hair loss or an increased blood pressure.